A link to one of my personal favourites from a list of, hopefully funny, and entertaining stories about a dog who is very clever but has a master who tells her story to the world, in dog stories like this one. That’s me!

Here is the script I wrote for the video!

Script:

oh hello i’m a dog

how forgetful i am

my first diary entry for a long time

it’s cold here in england

it’s only my third, winter i mean

each one is cold and when rain comes it stays on grass in pools

i have fun with freezing rain water pools

humans clipped me not so long ago

that means i can’t stay out late, staring into the distance

part of me believes the humans released me of my fur on purpose

as a downright cowardly act

my owner has now taught me how to close the door, as well

so I am now closing the front door for them

they say it’s to keep the cold out but i think it’s to keep me in

anyway that’s just my suspicion

until next time calypso the poodle says goodbye !